Lang Computers

"I can't understand it. I can't even understand the people who can understand it."

"Although prepared for martyrdom, I preferred that it be postponed."

"I do not see the glass as half full or half empty. I see someone using the wrong sized glass!"

"Old age is not so bad when you consider the alternatives."

"Get the facts, or the facts will get you. And when you get them, get them right, or they will get you wrong."

"My definition of an expert in any field is a person who knows enough about what's really going on to be scared."

"Always be wary of any helpful item that weighs less than its operating manual."

"There is no reciprocity. Men love women, women love children, children love hamsters.

"I like life. It's something to do."

"Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic."